10 (Cheeky) Tips for New Moms

1. Boys invariably smell vaguely of pee and sunshine. Heavy on the pee. Stock up on Febreze.

2. Your boobs, when engorged (this is for the first-timer) will look like something out of a fetish video. Your husband will be intrigued: Practice saying, "If you touch my nipples I will be wearing your scrotum as decorative jewelry."

3. That fun "period" you get after you give birth? Don't worry, that's not your liver in the toilet.

4. When people ask if your baby is on a schedule, tell them the little monkey won't listen and you're wondering if it's too soon to start spanking.

5. With each subsequent child, you will look nine months pregnant for at least two weeks longer after giving birth.

6. Watching reruns of The Sopranos in the middle of the night helps bring down your milk. So does a good gin and tonic.

7. Your older children might be jealous of the attention given to the new baby. This is natural. Just tell them they're not as special anymore, and would they please move, daddy is trying to take a picture of the little princess.

8. Other moms are really, really competitive. Make stuff up. Tell them your baby started muttering the phrase "Einstein was wrong" while thrashing in the crib at night.

9. Only you know when it's time to wean your baby. If you want to nurse until the kids beg you to stop, that's your prerogative.

10. Older people are really judgmental when it comes to things like co-sleeping. Don't get irritated at their antiquated advice. Just smile and tell them you really find that co-sleeping works for you. You just wish little junior would yell louder when you accidentally roll over on him.

Feel Good & Get Cheeky

Strong, Confident, Healthy, and Fit.

Need some guidance on how to maintain that gorgeous beach body you’ve worked so hard for?  some helpful tips for your summer cravings.

1.Bananas- Natural antacid, soothes heart burn, and magnesium, a muscle-tension fighter that helps you relax.

2.Onions- Helps fight insomnia because of a natural sedative quercetin and helps kill cold and flu virus’s.

3.Yogurt- Containing pro-biotic that helps with your immune system. (We recommend Chobani.)



4.Grape Fruit Juice- Contains pro-biotic for immune system health.

5.Ginger- Relieves nausea and migraine headaches.

6.Spinach- Makes you feel happy because of folic acid.

7.Apples- Makes you feel full for a long period of time and keeps you energized through out the day. (Get organic to avoid pesticide residues.)

8.Green Tea- Burns calories if you drink 2 cups or more a day.

9.Strawberries- Ideal for weight loss. Strawberries contain a lot fiber and water. (Get organic to avoid pesticide residues.)

10.Black Tea- If you are prone to anxiety, coffee can increase that feeling through out the day. Black tea is a better option. It will keep you awake just as much as coffee will without the side effects.

11.Chamomile Tea- Mild sedative to help you sleep.



12.Kiwi- Has tons of vitamin C which prevents skin damage and helps build collagen, the fibrous protein that keeps skin elastic.

13.Soy milk- Helps improve blemishes.

14.Tomatoes- Contains vitamin C and lycopene, both known to protect against sun damage and skin cancer.



15.Water- It’s so important to drink 6 to 8 glasses a day!! Especially when you are out tanning by the pool or laying at the beach. Dehydration can cause fatigue, migraines, and nausea.

Cheeky is a word used by English people like myself. 1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning way. 2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky bitch"

Harry Styles.

"Who's the cheeky (est) in the X factor house?"

 

Another term for quick or sly.

"Do you fancy a cheeky drink down the pub while the missus is busy."

 

~I way someone acts that is cute and desirable.
~An annoying person who plays sneaky tricks on people.
~A bit on the mischievous side.

The Cheeky little puppy ate little Johny's arm off
Hey dude look at that fine ass chick over there, she seems so damn cheeky!

 

verb; to be
i. clever
ii. sharp sighted
iii. wise beyond your years
iv. sassy
v. intellectually challenging and captivating

cheeky can be seen interrogating grown adults who shit their pants scared out of their screw ups by choice of weapon; words

cheeky is my cheekiest BEST. suck a nut bitches.

 

meaning wicked cool, sweet, phat, sexy, lazy, sexual, provocative, inspiring, cool when not expected, interesting,

(say someone threw a knife and someone caught it, someone watching might say ... ) "Whoah, very cheeky..."

 

1. Someone of an impudent nature, often insolent or impertinent. 2. A person that makes offensively bold comments or actions. 3. A male with a small phallus.

Everyone turned Andy down because of his reputation for being cheeky

 

 

 

 

 

How to stop My Cheeky Toddler ruling the roost!

My Daughter is One Year Old and she is the \Cheekiest most beautiful little monster in the world! She is so stubborn! If i tell her No then she jut smiles at me and carries on, if She don't want to do something she has a temper tantrum but on the other hand she is so good! She will hold my hand when i ask her to and she will avoid anything that i say is dangerous. In General she is really well behaved but when it comes to Dinner times or to doing something that she wants to do and i say no she gets so upset when she is not allowed!! My biggest worry is that this behavior will get worse and i will have one of those nightmare toddlers that throws themselves on the floor screaming every time you say no! Also she is getting really fussy with her food, she turns her nose up at anything that is not a banana, she will eat other things when she is hungry enough but does not enjoy anything like she does bananas! 

Answer:

no matter how many tantrums she throws, no means no and you have to learn not to give in just cos she's cute. I have the same problem with my 1yr old boy. he's naughty, he gets told off and I get the most gorgeous grin and a big sloppy kiss that you cant resist. But don't let them fool you. this is my 3rd now, they've all been the same and I've never given in, you have to be just as stubborn as they are. I never have tantrums and we have a lovely time. As for food, she'll grow out of that but you just have to persevere besides, there always banana flavoured rusks etc... the only other thing I can say is GOOD LUCK!!!!!

CHEEKY (adjective)

  The adjective CHEEKY has 1 sense:

1. offensively bold

  Familiarity information: CHEEKY used as an adjective is very rare.

CHEEKY (adjective)

Sense 1

Meaning:

Offensively bold

Synonyms:

brash; cheeky; nervy

Context examples:

a brash newcomer disputed the age-old rules for admission to the club / a nervy thing to say

Similar:

forward (used of temperament or behavior; lacking restraint or modesty)